“Looking back, I love the photos,” she told Us at Thursday’s REVOLVEclothing.com event in L.A. “W Magazine is iconic so I’m really happy that I did it and that those are the photos.”
So what brought on the tears?
“It’s just that that’s not what I thought they were going to be,” she explained. “Obviously I’m comfortable posing nude — I’ve done that before, and I did that then for the magazine. But that’s probably not the direction I would’ve wanted to go if I thought that was going to be the case.”
Everyone catch that last part? “I didn’t think I was going to be nude – while I was posing nude.” Amazing. I actually would’ve respected Kim if she just went, “You know what brought on the tears? I have a new show to promote and didn’t feel like getting pissed on again. So I pulled a story out of my ass. I’ll probably do it again, too, because honestly, what am I bringing to the table here? A huge butt? Wow, how unusual in a country plagued by obesity. Sisters? Ooh, stop the press, one of them looks like Chewbacca. Also, I love black penis. Think that goes over well in the south? So why don’t you cut me some slack, and let me pretend a highly respected magazine raped me with a camera for a quick write-up? It’s not like I’m not going to reverse my story anyway for even more press.”
Then maybe she could fart and fly out the window. I don’t think that’s asking for much.
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